mic-ro-wave:

divergentpotterjay247:

mic-ro-wave:

lol my dads letting me skip first period fuck yes

how do you skip your period? do you just tell your uterus “stop”?

f-first…first period….

in school

flaggermousse:

How long has it taken him to learn to read for the first time? Reading those long words with lot of letters? A couple of weeks? … very impressive Davos, very impressive.

(Source: sambraddock)

shan84:

thorlokid:

do you ever hear someone’s opinion and you’re just like

This is pretty much my permanent expression

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

nippled:

*slides up to you* *winks at you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*

flaggermousse:

whatisthiswitchery:

tifferini:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

The fandom literally pretended that Coulson survived for so long that it became canon.

yourestupidstupid:

this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes

lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity

Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Joice, USA
Philadelphia, PA, USA
St. Paul, USA
Corpus Christi, USA
Manchester, England
Wesley Chapel, USA
Copenhagen, Denmark
Seattle, USA
Wrocław, Poland
Buckinghamshire, England
Leiden, The Netherlands
Plymouth, England
Brasov, Romania
Oxford, England
Niederstetten, Germany
Strasbourg, France
Chester, England
Durham, England
Joensuu, Finland
Landshut, Germany
Basel, Switzerland
Umeå, Sweden
Lier, Norway
Surrey, Canada

dr-squish:

ARE YOU SERIOUS SUPERMAN